Parker Vail

So a friend of mine just came to me, raving about a new man. He confessed his undying love to her …

What makes a romantic comedy so addicting and disgustingly good? Having just sat through roughly 16 …

Has anybody else reading this seen “Resident Evil 6?” I didn’t think so. I’m …

So you love your boyfriend. And he loves you. And with Facebook and Twitter and G-Chat and …

I’m sorry to have put that awful Myra song in your head, but she’s right: miracles …

This just in: Parker just returned from one of the worst dates of her life. Sure, he was cute. He …

I’m decidedly more into the artsy, Robert Downey Jr. type guys as opposed to the frat-boy, …

Nowadays, I think it’s simply too passé to just shoot a guy a text saying “Hey, I …

Don’t give too much of yourself away. I’ve seen it happen to others, I’ve done it …

The purpose of any romantic interaction, in the humble opinion of one Parker Vail, is to find …

Human nature states that we all want what we can’t have. Coined by experts as “the string theory,” …

I used to think that the line, “I’m not in the right place for a relationship,” …

Against my better judgment, I hooked up with a cute business student–Roy–just last week. …

For as long as I live, I will never forget the time Jamie asked me to tell him he was big. Fishing …

You met him at a basement party. You stole his phone and punched your digits in before he could say …

There’s no such thing as the Perfect Man. I know, I know, pick your jaw back up off the floor. …

A mysterious incident involving the appearance of an inflatable phallus recently sparked a …

T-Swift is a tricky little minx.Taking all of your anger and frustration and putting it into words, …

I’m a good actress, but I wish I didn’t have to be. Surveys show that when asked to rate …

My bestie has perfected what we prefer to call “the stride of pride.”  But her …